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只看楼主 倒序阅读 使用道具  [楼主]0  发表于: 2008-08-18 09:45:24
菲尔普斯夺8金 多国表示不满

网上流传一则笑话,这肯定不是最终版,还会有人添加

各国对游泳比赛蛙泳、仰泳、蝶泳、自由泳×100、200、400、1500导致金牌过多感到非常不满,纷纷要求增加自己优势项目的金牌数目。

巴西提出:
足球应该分为3人、5人、7人、11人×沙滩、室内、草地。

中国提出:
乒乓球应该分为直板、横板、直板双打、直板单打、直板横板混双。

跳水应该分为1m 2m 3m 4m 5m 6m 7m 8m 9m 10m

英国提出:
马术应该分成黑马马术、白马马术、红马马术、褐马马术、皇马马术、斑马马术。

肯尼亚提出:
长跑应该分为10000米、11000米、12000米、13000米。。。

日本提出:
所有男女混合项目应该增加3 p、4p、5p、6p、7p。。。群 p。。。500p。

泰国提出:
除了男子和女子项目外,所有应该加上人妖组。

唯独韩国在这方面没有要求,他们大声喊到:
菲尔普斯是韩国人
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只看该作者 1  发表于: 2008-08-18 12:15:59
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只看该作者 2  发表于: 2008-08-18 12:35:55
LZ和全世界都犯了个错误,误把韩国的...当成人了
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只看该作者 3  发表于: 2008-08-18 12:49:02
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只看该作者 4  发表于: 2008-08-18 12:50:12
没什么合不合理的,跑步也分100、200、400、1500、5000、10000还有各种障碍等等,你能耐全拿了没人有意见
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只看该作者 5  发表于: 2008-08-18 18:54:26
乒乓球要再加上正手反手,跳水只要加个男女混双就可以实现所有金牌X2了
韩国方面表示所有参加奥运会的运动员都是韩国人      
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只看该作者 6  发表于: 2008-08-18 21:36:37
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只看该作者 7  发表于: 2008-08-18 22:02:46
引用第4楼loneodd于2008-08-18 12:50发表的  :
没什么合不合理的,跑步也分100、200、400、1500、5000、10000还有各种障碍等等,你能耐全拿了没人有意见

问题恰恰在于,游泳和跑步都是美国人的优势项目。而别的国家擅长的项目得不到这种待遇。
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只看该作者 8  发表于: 2008-08-18 22:12:53
最后一句太经典啦!!!
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只看该作者 9  发表于: 2008-08-18 22:20:54
呵呵,这个有意思,日本和韩国的有意思。韩国人把好东西都说成他们的,可笑,奥运会后不会把中国四大发明呀也说成自己的吧?哈哈。
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只看该作者 10  发表于: 2008-08-18 22:32:24
引用第9楼指挥官于2008-08-18 22:20发表的  :
奥运会后不会把中国四大发明呀也说成自己的吧?哈哈。

我记得他们好像早就已经这么说过了吧?
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只看该作者 11  发表于: 2008-08-18 23:18:04
转自猫扑。。。。
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只看该作者 12  发表于: 2008-08-19 01:20:29
进来拜拜,经典,实在搞笑啊
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只看该作者 13  发表于: 2008-08-20 11:03:26
引用第4楼loneodd于2008-08-18 12:50发表的  :
没什么合不合理的,跑步也分100、200、400、1500、5000、10000还有各种障碍等等,你能耐全拿了没人有意见


你说这话时有没有多考虑一下,为什么女子举重每个国家只能报7项中的四项,男子项目却没有这项规定,为什么乒乓球取消所有双打?
学校比赛还得限报呢,为什么佩尔普斯可以报八项,我觉得菲尔普斯完全是政治体育下的一个杰出代表,没有什么可以值得钦佩的!!!
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只看该作者 14  发表于: 2008-09-19 20:24:25
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It is a good artical and it is helpful for me!
please read a short story as follows:


He lay down their bags, the green trees by the roadside a presentation of the branches, ready to handle Lin as a heavy bag of kimchi. Unexpectedly, when he secretly pleased, walked by the head of a South Korean police arrest are the months. He was damaged trees, destroying the environment, South Korean police were not the kind of impunity to 50 U.S. dollars.
50 U.S. dollars equivalent to more than 400 yuan, ah, this in the country, most cars can buy kimchi ah! He was allowed pained Duojiao. Jiyu argue, but communication difficulties, can only be identified impunity give up.
End pay his fine, stomach Bie a lot of gas, in addition to 50 U.S. dollars could not bear it, even feel that they let the South Korean police impunity, is lost to the Chinese people face. Yue Xiangyue Wonang, he simply lay down their bags, sitting on the roadside.
He watching the flow of people come and go, and found that there are many pedestrians in the same and he clinched the carrying bags of all sizes, even in the palm Pile Fazi, some people can not adhere to, also stopped Cuoshou or rubbing hands down. The difficulty they had let him feel like a little funny.
Why do not want a convenient way to Gaoge not handle the hands of Le Lin things to do » Right ah, invented a convenient handle, specifically to sell Korean, certain You Xiaolu! Think of it, his spirit it Yizhen, dark determined, the future will find this opportunity to restore the 50 U.S. dollars a fine face.
After returning, he constantly reminded of in South Korea fined 50 U.S. dollars and those things to a heavy bag of bystanders, invented the idea of a convenient handle growing strongly. Therefore, he simply put aside the Huoji-on-hand, a convenient handle the Zhajin developed. According to the hand, he repeated several well designed handle; To test their anti-Rally, were used iron, wood, plastic and other materials several. However, can not always achieve the desired results, he almost lost confidence. But the thought that in South Korea is deeply ashamed of the 50 U.S. dollars fine, he was also full of fighting spirit.
After twists and turns, the products do come out, he invited the neighbors trial, the small things that do not attract much attention has suddenly been neighbors of all ages. With it, buy a few meters to more shopping bags, Le does not think the hand. Later, he again get handle on the local market to sell, but to see more people, people who buy less.
This is how a » He straight Naotou very anxious. This time his wife reminded him to handle those free gift of the use of carrying heavy loads. Never mind, this move really works, the so-called seeing is believing, small handle on the merits of all of a sudden out. For a time, the streets around the handle was looking for the source.
Small handle fame, he will increase the product to market confidence. However, he did not forget the ultimate goal of their own invention of the Korean market. He quickly applied for a patent of invention. Then, in order to allow convenient handle smoothly into the Korean market, he decided to first understand the South Korean consumer goods of consumer sentiment.
After repeated understanding of the investigation, he discovered that the Korean people on the color and form is very picky, always stress the packaging, as long as the exquisite packaging, work well, is followed by the price. So he decided to Get personal, against handle a variety of colors, enhanced visual effects, at spend lots of money to hire a professional packaging designers, to handle according to international standards and meticulous packaging. For him such a large-scale investment, many people voted to doubt the vision, do not believe that this small stuff can produce a big gain. He can be convinced that one of the most common reason "could not bear children, sets不着wolf."
Kungfu live up to conscientious, after massive pre-market research and business operations, a week later, he received a South Korean orders for a large supermarket, the price of 0.25 U.S. dollars each, and ordered a one-time convenient handle 1.2 million! The moment he overjoyed.
This simply relying on the convenient handle to attract South Korean consumers were asked Han Zhen Yuan, with a modest inspiration, all of a sudden from an ordinary farmers became millionaires. This change, he spent less than a year's time, but just the beginning.
He was asked how successful, he said that is 50 U.S. dollars to buy an exchange of branches.
A branch, not only stirred his wealth, but also changed his life.
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