★★★★★★★变形金刚真人电影（先期试映版）观后感〖２〗篇★★★★★
Harry and gang - Long time listener, first time caller...
First, let me say, I don't know how to write a review so stick with me, I have a lot of thoughts in my head about this movie so this could be all over the place. But I just HAD to write in, I am currently the most happyest fanboy on earth!
Here is the short version:
I JUST SAW OPTIMUS PRIME IN AN ORGY OF KICKASSERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Screw you guys. The flames are cool. Nipples on batman = lame, flames on optimus = cool.
2) The robots in general are OUTSTANDING. I think ILM is doing them right? Whoever it is needs a raise - they look so real in the scenes its unbelievable (except frenzy or soundbyte or whatever he is. I’ll get into that later). They blend with the "real world" stuff so well, its awesome.
3) Optimus "lips" look bad and just piss me off. I can't imagine it will bother the general public, but anyone who has an attachment to "prime" will have issue with this for sure. There is no reason to give him lips. He speaks a few times with the shield up and it totally works….anyway. That is my only MAJOR gripe with the film. (but I doubt it's worse than "Cloudactus")
4) Shia Labuof is great as Sam Witwicky. I really wasn't sure how I would feel about him, but he nails it. He's got a great vibe on screen, I really wanted him "win". He's actually very funny as well. Great casting, he's legit.
5) Megan Fox (im sure that's no coincidence), I have no clue if she can act or not because I was fixated on her tits and ass whenever she was onscreen - pure sex (god bless you Michael Bay). I had to IMDB her after the movie because I had no idea who she is or what she had been in. I didn't care then and I don't care now.
6) Supporting cast is far better than I expected. Turturro is great as the quirky head of Sector Seven. The ladies in the audience im sure loved the beefcake tyrese and josh "las vegas" duhmel. Bernie mac and Anthony Anderson are very very funny in their small roles.
7) Action…seriously…you've never seen anything like this. Hate all you want on Bay, this is THE guy you want creating giant robot mayhem! And he does.
Here is the long version:
Last week I was at the Harkins Arrowhead Theater here in Peoria, Arizona to see Blades of glory. When I was leaving, some theater person handed me a flyer and asked if I wanted to see a test screening of an "upcoming PG-13 major release summer action movie" (or something like that, I can't remember). Being a movie geek, and a broke one, I was like "fuck yeah, free movie".
I've never been to a preview or test screening or whatever before, so I didn't really know what to expect. All week I had been trying to figure out what it could be, my friend said "just pray it's not "Flatulence Four: taking a number two"" THANK GOD it wasn't…that would have sucked. I was thinking maybe Die Hard or maybe Pirates, but I honestly never thought I would be Transformers, I figured with all the CG that it probably wasn't ready yet. I was partly right.
Anyway, i showed up last night at the same Harkins and the theater was packed, looked like a lot of families with kids and some scattered people around my age (I'm 28). After we sat for a few minutes I was looking around at the group of "reserved" seats that were taped off….and then I saw him….MICHAEL FUCKING BAY was in the house! Right then I knew what was up and I thought I was gonna SHIT!
I didn't say anything to anyone…mainly because I didn't know anyone else there…but I knew… I couldn't believe my luck. there could have been some other cast or something there, but I didn't recognize anyone else in the audience.
A few minutes after The Bay sat down ( I am an open Bay supporter (minus Pearl Harbor) so you can commence with your blind hateration below at anytime) , a very studio looking guy stood up in front of the theater and told us that "a lot of effects weren't done and the music was temp" blah blah. I didn't give a shit- I wanted the fucker to start! He finally says we are the "first audience to see
TRANSFORMERS!"
There was a loud cheer in the theater, I looked around and many of the older moms/dads didn't quite get it, but their kids seemed to know the score. I saw two 15ish year old fat kids do a chest bump…alas, I had no one to chest bump- but I totally would have!
So then the movie started, I have to be honest, I was smiling ear to ear- I was about to see the MOTHERFUCKING TRANSFORMERS before anyone else!
FIRST, BITCHES! (never been able to say that before :)
So, the movie…
电影开始画面看起来象是星球的表面，塞伯坦，但这绝对不是我们以前在动画里看到的塞伯坦。它更象是岩石、山脉、荒地，但有生命迹象。之后我们听到了一个熟悉的声音....擎他妈的天柱（原文是OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIME），尽管听起来比动画中较苍老与低沉。这肯定是Peter Cullen。他讲述了关于火种源的简短历史以及为什么它在战争中遗失并且所有的变形金刚都出动在整个银河系里寻找 。我们看到火种源从太空来到地球，象彗星一样划过天空。擎天柱停止叙述，屏幕变黑，变形金刚logo出现。没有冗长的人名表，反正也没人想看。只有一个logo，这种感觉很好。
Logo之后我们来到了沙漠，一群美军刚刚来到卡塔尔。Josh Duhmel，Tyrese与越狱里那个拉丁人（就是Sucre）。他们说了些屁话后Josh开始和自己的妻儿进行网络视频。这时一架本不属于这里的直升机回航了，响起不祥的音乐响起。直升机降落后被美军包围，但这对于直升机来说根本就是渣，因为直升机是眩晕，他就是来破坏的。
这段画面在trailer里有。当眩晕开始变形的时候，美军都吓的屁滚尿流。这次没有象trailer里被剪辑。眩晕变形、起身、震得人仰马翻。
变形难以致信，太他妈的酷了。齿轮移动，金属摩擦，活塞抽送，而且有动画中变形的声音。眩晕在那里肆意妄为，美军根本无能为力。这里出现了一些trailer中见过的场面，如坦克在空中翻飞....这段眩晕大闹美军基地的情节大概３－４分钟，太他妈的牛了。Tyrese卧倒在地，眩晕盯着他看了一会儿，从背后抽出了巨蝎怪....
接下来我们就看到了Sam所在的学校，之后的一些场景则是一些对剧情发展很重要的东西，比如Sam为了泡妞去买他的第一辆车做铺垫。
Sam泡妞的故事还是很有趣的。Sam在大黄蜂的帮助下慢慢泡到了妞(Megan Fox)。大黄蜂不会说话，他只是通过车内收音机与人交流。
Sam和他老爸去买自己的第一辆车，遇到了二手车商Bobby B（大致是这个名字）。Bobby B这个名字显然是向大黄蜂致敬的(Bumblebee)。Bernie Mac演的Bobby B是个戏份很少但很有趣的人物，但却很爆笑。当Sam得到大黄蜂时，边上还有一辆老式VW的甲壳虫，这也是向G1大黄蜂致敬。
影片整体上很有趣，平时轻松愉快，但到了战斗的时候，就是典型的Bay风格了。
Shia's parents in the film are very well cast and they are really funny, much more so than any other Bay characters of the past in my opinion. It feels like this is the first time where he decided to embrace some elements of cheese and run with it. I am glad he did. It works, mainly because Shia is really really great as a semi-woody allen type kid, I was genuinely impressed with him throughout the movie.
So it doesn't take long for Shia to find out that BB is not just a shitty old car, it's a big ass robot…he also soon finds out that there are bad big ass robots that need something from him. He gets chased by Barricade (the cop car) and BB comes to his rescue and we see the first Robot vs. Robot action….i was a little disappointed by this in the sense that it was shot in a way where you really never got a good look at either of them. After seeing the rest of the film I can see why, they wanted to save it, but when I was watching it it bothered me that I couldn't get a good clean look at the bots.
Also during this time a small "boombox" robot is on Air Force one (unsure how he got there, wouldn't an x-ray see that it wasn't normal? ) anyway, he gets into the belly of the plane and starts hacking for info and then gets in a fight with some secret service agents. Frenzy (I think that's who it is based on internet info, they never really say) is a little bothersome from a viewer perspective. He is very shiny metal and doesn't blend with the background nearly as well as the rest of them---this COULD be one of those "not yet done" things, I hope it is.
It was sometimes hard to tell what exactly wasn't complete CG wise. Sometimes it was super obvious and sometimes there were small hints that it wasn't complete. I'm not sure where this bots stands in that sense.
I'll refrain from describing too much detail with the rest of the film because im not a fan of spoilers. Ill simply make some general observations.
我认为我自己是一个中度TF迷。Ｇ１动画的每一集，和Ｇ１大电影，我都看过很多遍，我期待今年这部电影已经20余年，但我接受为了符合电影标准做出的所有改变。一些特点／历史／准则需要被改写甚至是被忽略，我接受这些。
机器人的设计发生了变化，在我看来，这是正确的选择，当你在电影里看到你就会明白。原来动画里那些方方正正的设计放到电影里不会好看，会看起来很傻。至于OP的嘴，那是另一回事，的确很烂，至少目前是这样。
我很期望那个叫红蜘蛛的狂派家伙，能多点戏份。他基本是在试看的末期才登场。这家伙超牛逼，绝对是狂派里的大恶棍....我为此非常狂热，我只希望能有更多的红蜘蛛(戏份)
其他的狂派人物（除了威震天），在博派面前基本上都是瓜菜。
威震天，即使是在外星形态地也是超酷的。最后当他加入战团时立刻显现出领袖气质。他从不扫描任何地球形态，所以他还是停留在外星形态。我知道那叫原生体但我并不喜欢用这个词。
而且我们还是看到了一点点点威震天与红蜘蛛的对手戏。“红蜘蛛，你又让我失望了”！不过有些声音我听着还只是临时配音，比如威震天的声音我听着就不太象Hugo Weaving。
Optimus Prime- sword arm- fuckin sick! That's all im gonna say about that.
OP says more than a few of the "iconic" lines from the toon- there are many many nods and references to the history of TF, it's clear that there was a lot of thought into adding some "fan only" moments into the film that the general audience wont get, which was great.
I'd say about 25% of the robot stuff was still temp and there was very little music/score in place so some scenes felt a bit slow and hard to keep up with, but I think once the FINAL movie is out in theatres those moments will be fixed.
So to sum this all up: This is a Michael Bay movie. Make no mistake about it. You can see influences from Spielberg and a conscious effort to make this not just a blow em up bang bang movie (although I would have been fine with that). The last 30 minutes is non-stop robot destruction- I honestly couldn't tell you everything that happened because it was just so damn awesome I had a hard time even keeping up- i almost wish I hadn't seen it….because now I have to wait TWO MORE FUCKING MONTHS TO SEE IT AGAIN…explosions, destruction, robots flying through the air, shooting missiles and rockets from their arms- absolute insanity on city streets. This is what I wanted to see out of this movie. There are some things that you may shake your head at or roll your eyes during, but when you see the goods, the stuff WE ALL want to see, you let the other stuff slide. Or at least I did.
Cardsfan34
p.s. Go suns, fuck the lakers
p.p.s. commence hating……now!
[ 此贴被zzznnn999在2007-06-07 22:44重新编辑 ]
